I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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