I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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