Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
