Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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