I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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