no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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