I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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