that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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