I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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