I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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