Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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