And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
is wine microwaveable?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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