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So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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