I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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