Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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