Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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