i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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