Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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