dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I deserve to be covered in dicks
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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