I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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