Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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