so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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