If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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