Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
its not stalking. its research.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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