Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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