why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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