i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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