They should really pass out barf bags in church
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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