which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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