none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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