Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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