so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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