talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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