Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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