just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? ππ
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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