Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Farmville is her only friend.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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