its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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