I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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