is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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