he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i just had sex bonerless
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
