Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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