I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
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I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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