We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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