is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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