I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Can I color on your dick again?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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