I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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