i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize