Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(+27): View more from South Africa

I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.

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(319): View more from Iowa

he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.

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(410): View more from Maryland

He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?

(360): View more from Washington

EPT or First Response?

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