I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.