Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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