I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
We smell like vodka and hangover
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