You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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