We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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