he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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