Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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